mom: what do you want for Christmas
grandpa: nothing
mom: you better tell me now so I don't buy you something you won't use. You want more corduroys?
grandpa: there ya go get me those
mom: what color?
grandpa: the same as before
mom: what color is that?
grandpa: how the hell do I know?
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