Actual dialog between and employee and a customer.

Customer: Do you think black was the right choice, or do you like the blue one better?

Trent: I think the blue one is a little girly myself.

Trent: But then again, I'm a herm.

Customer: (looks up with puzzled expression)

Trent: I have an X & Y chromosome . . . you know, like Jamie Lee Curtis.

Trent: Have a nice day.